Shinil Payamal 2.0

Q: Why is Samajwadi Party's symbol 'Cycle'?
A: Because after ban on English and use of computers, that's all we'll be able to afford
 
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Q: Why is Congress symbol 'Hand'?
A: To remind Indians that our fate is forever in the hand of one family
 
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Q: Why is BJP Symbol 'Lotus'?
A: Lotus is the symbol of Sarawasti and learning.
BJP will educate us through the wisdom of Varun Gandhi and Pravin Togadia.
 
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Q: Why is Mayawati's symbol 'Elephant'?
A: It's a self portrait.
 
 
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Q: Why is Jayalalitha's symbol 'Two leaves'?
A: Because that's what remained after Amma ate up all the fruit
 
 
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Q: Why is DMK's symbol 'Sun'?
A: So that Karunanidhi can justify wearing shades indoors
 
 
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Q: Why is Lalu's symbol 'Laltain'?
A: Because there's no electricity in Bihar
 
 
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Q: Why is CPM's symbol 'Hammer and sickle'?
A: Because that's what you will be using if they come to power
 
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Q: Why is Sharad Pawar's symbol 'Clock'?
A: Because his time never seems to come
 
 
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Q: Why is Shiv Sena's symbol 'Bow and arrow'?
A: I can tell you, but then I'll have to shoot you

1. Name of Candidate: ____________ _________
 
2.Present Address:
(i.)Name of Jail: ____________ _________
(ii.)Cell Number: ____________ _________
 
3.Political Party: ____________ _________
 
*List ONLY the Last Five parties in Chronological (Order)
 
4.Sex: [ ]
A- Male
B- Female
C- I dont Know
D- Daily
 
5.Nationality: [ ]
A- Italian
B- Indian
 
6.Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
A- Defected
B- Expelled
C- Bought out
D- None of above
E- All of above
 
7.Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
A- To make money
B- To escape court trial
C- To grossly misuse power
D- To serve the public
E- I have no clue
(If you choose “D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a
Recognized Government Psychiatrist)
 
8.How many years of public service experience do you possess?
A- 1-2 yrs
B- 2-6yrs
C- 6-15yrs
D- 15+yrs
 
9.Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)
 
10.How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]
(Do not confuse with question 8)
A- 1-2 years
B- 2-6 years
C- 6-15 years
D- 15+years
 
11.Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
A- Why not
B- Of Course
C- Definitely
D- I deny it all
E- I see a foreign hand.
 
12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
A- 100-500 Crores
B- 500-1000 Crores
C- Overflow…
(Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)
 
13. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ]
A- No
B- Why?
C- Not interested
D- All of the above
 
14.Describe your achievements in space provided:
[_________]

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
 
2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
 
3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they should run the country.
 
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand the Washington Post. They do, however like the smog statistics shown in pie charts.
 
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could spare the time, and if they didn't have to leave L.A. to do it.
 
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.
 
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country, and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
 
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country either, as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
 
9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country, or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority, feministic atheist dwarfs, who also happen to be illegal aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as they are democrats.
 
10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country, but need the baseball scores.

“Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes... the ones who see things differently -- they're not fond of rules... You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can't do is ignore them because they change things... they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do.”
 
─ Steve Jobs

Flirt with your understandings, get engaged to compassions, marry simplicity, honeymoon with genuineness, and divorce the ego, that’s the way to live life.

Hi All,
 
As some of you may know, Airtel is introducing / has introduced a new policy called the "Fair Usage Policy" (details are sketchy) that seeks to curb the amount you download using 'unlimited' internet plans. What they are trying to get away with is saying that people are using too much of the internet and thus they need to curb your downloads / speeds, rather than upgrade their own infrastructure and equipment.
 
In an nutshell, what it means is that if you have an unlimited plan that is, say, 512kbps in speed, after a certain cap they will halve your speed to 256kbps for the rest of the month, while charging you the same amount that they have been charging you till now for 512kbps for the whole month!!! Essentially they are giving you less (up to 45% less) service but for the same price!!! And the cap can be reached in as quick as 5-6 days if you are a heavy user.
 
While you may feel that this only affects 'heavy downloaders,' it's an important issue for all to consider as it sets a very dangerous precedent for telecom companies to start implementing all sorts of policies. The day may not be very far (in fact many internet activists around the world say it's quite near) where the ISPs will control not only your speeds and download abilities, but will control what information you can access, thereby completely destroying what made the internet what it is today - a level playing field. This is popularly known as the issue of net neutrality, which gained considerable importance in the 2008 U.S. Presidential elections (which hopefully and thankfully ended with the selection of a candidate who is for net neutrality and against allowing giant telecom companies railroad consumers in order for profit). And if you think 'downloading' is important only for people downloading pirated movies, music etc. I urge you to read
 this page, which describes in brief the variety of legitimate applications that are out there which would be significantly stunted with the implementation of these policies. If you are not on Airtel, don't worry - If Airtel implements this policy, your ISP will follow (soon), which is why this petition is open to all.
 
The internet today is the single most important tool for all the essentials of modern life - communication, education, business, politics etc. etc., and I urge you to not take this matter lightly.
 
A few of us have started an online petition in protest, which we will be sending to Mr. Sunil Bharti Mittal, Chairman & Managing Director, Bharti Airtel Ltd. after we obtain a significant number of signatures. You can find the petition here. Please do read the petition as well as the other information that is on the site, make up your own mind, and sign it if you agree with it.
 
http://afup.broadbandforum.in/
 
Please do use a valid e-mail address (which will be kept confidential) as you will need to confirm your signature for it to be counted. After signing you will get an e-mail, which is highly likely to be wrongly sent to your SPAM folder. Please check there if it doesn't come in your inbox, and click on the link therein to confirm your signature.
 
We would appreciate it if you can (BCC) forward this e-mail to others who care about the future of the Internet in India.
 
Our thanks in advance.
 
Supporters of net neutrality in India